As you may have noticed, I fixed my roots recently :’). For the weeks leading up to my hair appointment, I spoke about how excited I was to finally acquire my short, cute, completely bleached pixie to essentially anyone who would listen.
Obviously I knew the *risks* involved with bleaching the absolute shit out of my hair…but I figured that YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE and stuff. Unfortunately, after leaving the salon, I was more than a little sad. Yes, I had my cute little blonde pixie, but the ends of my hair were essentially FRIED, and my roots were still not as light as the rest of my hair. Believe me, if I wanted to turn a blind eye to the state of damage my hair was in it was impossible…because everyone from the salon was slapping my wrists for allowing it to get to this state.
I realize I am speaking in past tense (like my hair isn’t currently friend…because it is), but it’s only because I’m a little bit in denial. For one, it takes my hair about 6 hours to completely dry after showering (which I am convinced is unethical on many levels), and secondly, it makes me feel bad about myself because I feel like I have a dead animal carcass on my head!!!
So my question today is…what are your favourite home remedies for dead hair? Is there anything that I can do to resuscitate my locks into a semi normal and not fried state? Or am I SOL? Please tell me.
Regardless, the entire point of those manymanymany paragraphs, was to explain why I am wearing this hat.
Also, can we talk about these boots for a second? Platform and patent = perfection. Also, Miley Cyrus owns them, SO….